Zinger · Roswell alien · 2003 Pocket Edition

Zinger #37: If you jump in a falling elevator just before…

Q: If you jump in a falling elevator just before it lands, you'll escape injury.

A: Fiction. Since you're falling at the same speed as the elevator, which is extremely fast, you're going to hit the bottom like a ton of bricks no matter how much you jump.

This card shipped in 2003

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