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Zinger (unreleased), Discovery Edition: The bouyant properties of quicksand make it impossible to…
Q: The bouyant properties of quicksand make it impossible to suck a person under.
A: Fact. Contrary to what Hollywood would have you believe, the density of quicksand is greater than that of the human body, which means you can float in it; the best way to escape quicksand is to lay horizontally and slowly swim out.
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