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Zinger (unreleased), Discovery Edition: Government regulations detail exactly how fast ketchup must ooze…
Q: Government regulations detail exactly how fast ketchup must ooze in order to qualify for a rating of Grade A.
A: Fact. Grade A ketchup originally had to ooze at a rate of 9 centimeters in thirty seconds, but later regulations allowed for a faster ooze rate of 3 to 7 centimeters in thirty seconds.
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