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Never printed · Down Home Edition

Zinger · Roswell alien

Zinger (unreleased), Down Home Edition: Swimming immediately after eating is likely to cause severe…

Q: Swimming immediately after eating is likely to cause severe stomach cramps that can result in drowning.

A: Fiction. There is no report of anyone ever drowning from eating-induced stomach cramps, and there is no evidence that stomach cramps are caused from swimming soon after eating.

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