Zinger · Roswell alien
Zinger (unreleased), Down Home Edition: Swimming immediately after eating is likely to cause severe…
Q: Swimming immediately after eating is likely to cause severe stomach cramps that can result in drowning.
A: Fiction. There is no report of anyone ever drowning from eating-induced stomach cramps, and there is no evidence that stomach cramps are caused from swimming soon after eating.
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