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Zinger (unreleased), Down Home Edition: Honey is the only natural food that is made…
Q: Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life.
A: Fiction. Maple syrup is made by sugar maple trees without destroying any life. This has not always been the entire story, however, as maple syrup used to contain animal fat to keep the sap from foaming during processing.
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