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Zinger (unreleased), Down Home Edition: It is possible to hypnotize a chicken by moving…
Q: It is possible to hypnotize a chicken by moving your finger in a straight line in front of it.
A: Fact. By restraining a chicken and moving your finger repeatedly in a straight line, you can hypnotize the chicken for anywhere from 15 seconds to 30 minutes; you won't, however, be able to command the chicken to do things while it is under.
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