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Zinger (unreleased), Down Home Edition: President Grover Cleveland was a draft dodger
Q: President Grover Cleveland was a draft dodger.
A: Fact. President Cleveland hired someone to enter the service in his place. While he was ridiculed by his political opponent, James Blaine, it was soon discovered that Blaine had also dodged the draft.
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