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Zinger (unreleased), Down Home Edition: Apples are more effective than coffee for keeping people…
Q: Apples are more effective than coffee for keeping people awake in the morning.
A: Fact. The sugar in an apple, coupled with the act of chewing, is better at keeping people awake in the morning than the caffeine in a cup of coffee.
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