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Zinger (unreleased), Down Home Edition: A U.S. Postal Service mail truck has the right…
Q: A U.S. Postal Service mail truck has the right of way over emergency vehicles such as fire engines and ambulances.
A: Fiction. The assumption here is that because mail trucks are federal vehicles they somehow have a higher priority than local emergency vehicles, but there is no truth to this claim.
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