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Zinger (unreleased), Down Home Edition: Eating chocolate causes acne
Q: Eating chocolate causes acne.
A: Fiction. There is no connection between acne and the foods you eat; acne is primarily attribute to hormones, with a lesser component of genetics playing a role.
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