Never printed
· Down Home Edition
Zinger · Roswell alien
Zinger (unreleased), Down Home Edition: Eating chocolate causes acne
Q: Eating chocolate causes acne.
A: Fiction. There is no connection between acne and the foods you eat; acne is primarily attribute to hormones, with a lesser component of genetics playing a role.
This card has never been printed — and the Down Home Edition deck never shipped
If Tall Tales returns to print, you'll be the first to know. One email — that's it.
Related zingers
Zinger (unreleased), Down Home Edition: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die…
Zinger (unreleased), Down Home Edition: Touching certain kinds of frogs can cause warts
Zinger (unreleased), Down Home Edition: In 1996 a tornado destroyed a Canadian drive-in movie…
Zinger (unreleased), Down Home Edition: George Washington had wooden teeth