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Zinger (unreleased), Hollywood Edition: Media mogul Ted Turner bought the rights to "The…

Q: Media mogul Ted Turner bought the rights to "The Dukes of Hazzard" television show to keep it from being shown because of its demeaning portrayal of Southerners.

A: Fiction. Seeing as how "The Dukes of Hazzard" has been syndicated on Turner's network, TNN, it's hard to make a case for him trying to keep the show from being shown.

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